atlasalpha:

spookvincible:

patrollin4boolin:

imagiscary-jadey:

twyllight:

yourmomgivesgoodheadcanon:

zyghostdactylous:

the Light Grey External Hard-drive

the black handicap desk

the black power cord

i have a lot of things to my left

the white valentines cup

the white sims 2

the white alchemist/the white book

the white dvds

the white clipboard

the white drawer

the white crown

the white glittery butterfly stickers

???????????????

THE RED HAT

sinister 

The Grey Balustrade?

Purple Map

man I am one exciting motherfucker

CREAM TIMETABLE…………………….

loveinyourarms:

striderisms:

xchellabella:

sheepystars:

thepirateking:

grimdarkcarnival:

wrathoftheicedemon:

cjase

well

kip

bam

okay full name

kipling oeubce

that went less well

USERNAME

gtundarkcaebuvsl

…oh

“seb”

“sebastian cruz”

wow holy shit

“theourate kg”

my url.

she suffers.

whR SI TIY WABNR NS RI SAT> DYVK TIY RGUS US Fex.

…oh…

Name (Chelsea Meinz)
xgfeusrq jrunf

URL:
xcgrikksgrikofd 

ceridr olibis prsayy

full name, okay.

asteriferiosms

url. close enough.

full name: nsadtrerj niysasyth (nasreen nousath)

url: lovbrinyiursrnms (WELL FUCK ME)

name: juklisnd

URL: pytpli

(not bad, i guess??)

xcindynguyen:

soniaphan:

violinish:

1. close your eyes
2. mouse over picture

3.open your eyes and dont touch the mouse!
4. guess where that shit is.. 

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS OS UFN OMFG

I KEEP GETTIN IT WRONG DAMN IT

beautiful-but-broken-world:

superkianagalaxy:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

transientday:

gogglesaurus:

yourtwodads:

diglettdevious:

corink:

whipmyfrobackandforth:

basedhylia:

im pickign my nose

there goes my desk

well i was rubbing my eye

so I’m screwed

i was scratchin’ my bum. 

not a good time for a chainsaw, darn. I liked my ass. 

right through my laptop

on my face

jfc i’m just trying to fall asleep why this

Well, I just cut off most of my left leg.

I’d better invest in a prosthetic.

alas poor dick

i knew him well horatio

i had my arm resting on my stomach

My hand was resting on my laptop…

Whelp, there it goes. :/

Sawed both my legs off before the knee 8C

Your Pokemon Trainer Class →

nightowlwisebird:

elviralovette:

the-caits-meow:

zeedikay:

dalmonite:

red-harasses-me:

zannyblogging:

shoelesscosmonaut:

pettyartist:

musicallysleepy:

vorca:

dugdemo:

toripocalypse:

aurialle:

Psychic Aurialle Wants to Battle!

Pokemon: Granbull | Zubat | Ho-oh

…Don’t Psychics usually have… psychic-type Pokemon?

Magma Admin Tori Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Voltorb | Haunter | Tyrogue

man I am a crappy Magma admin

Firebreather Ani Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Nidoking | Pidgey | Hoothoot

I am a firebreather and I don’t have any fire pokemon

that’s me

PokéFan Shinon Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Goldeen | Mawile | Ariados

Ehh, at least Mawile is cool.

Pilot Sleepy Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Croconaw | Magneton | Toxicroak

Can that Magneton be a Magnezone instead

Maid pettyartist Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Crobat | Metapod | Gible

….Well at least I have crobat.

Alternatively:

Bird Keeper Christina Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Unown | Machoke | Togekiss

Bird Keeper Christina

…the irony is ASTOUNDING.

Commander Shoeless Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Dragonair | Electrike | Staraptor

Hell yes, I am a badass.

Swimmer Zanny Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Persian | Lunatone | Vespiquen

Or

Team Plasma Grunt Jenny Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Ninetale***eggutor | Remoraid

WTF Is going  on with the stars xD

THIS IS FOR RED CAUSE ITS HILARIOUS:

Pike Queen Jeego Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Muk | Fearow | Typhlosion

(HE IS A QUEEN!~)

As for me…

GAME FREAK Saburu Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Entei | Altaria | Suicune

PEASANTS YOU ARE ALL PEASANTS BOW BEFORE ME

Picnicker Dalmo Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Magneton | Poochyena | Granbull

Huh.  : /

Arena Tycoon Zoe Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Kadabra | Ivysaur | Meganium

Hehehehe I’m a tycoon! See you later peasants!

Nursery Aide Cait Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Golduck | Whiscash | Yanmega

Galactic Boss Allyson Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Cleffa | Raichu | Qwilfish

…

…how the fuck did I become a Galactic Boss with that team? O_o

Elder Elvira Wants to Battle!
Pokemon: Farfetch’d | Sandshrew | Shaymin

… why am I an elder. BUT OH WELL SHAYMIN BITCHES.

Aqua Admin Els Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Forretress | Exploud | Glameow

AQUA ADMIN

YEAHHH

my Pokemon suck though :/

Leader Juliana Wants to Battle! Pokemon: Ledian | Hariyama | Lopunny

awww yeah im a gym leader B)

What is your true age? ⇒ →

starrisu:

antipathic:

massivedamage:

susfishcious:

dragonsroar:

n3peta:

lemonstrider:

46
im cry

46

what

5 YEARS OLD

16 y o

im 2 years old

-9001 years old

I’m 64 omfg

5 years old

This explains a lot, actually.

Search your Tumblr username on Google Images; the fifth picture perfectly sums up your blog.

silversolicitor:

venomous-tentacular:

skarosoul:

ERIN

good

my rigid unfinished art and homestuck

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

Spell your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N

sharpened-crayon:

themoondivorcedthesky:

yourtreason:

hycfxduisknbfhjr:

canaryinagildedcage:

T HOG T VUOG

YEEEEEEAH BITCH

(via billie-joe)

TH GN

ahahahahahah

OJ HUGH

oh. okay.

C UP

lolololol

D H

JU U U (lolol)

Reblog with your desktop background, no cleaning

beautiful-but-broken-world:

bokunotavr0s:

turntechclockwork:

UwU

Kimmy’s many desktop backgrounds, part 2.

IM TRYING TO STUDY OK

What’s Your Spirit Pokemon?

rumminov:

whaoanon:

sweetsweetrockit:

get a random number, 1 through 649 and match it to the pokemon’s number on Bulbapedia.